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Tip of the day: Remember to disconnect your phone from the Bluetooth speaker when you sneak upstairs to watch porn after the family Sunday dinner.
Worse than that if you've been watching it, even incognito mode and you've cloed the app, don't let it connect to your car Bluetooth system as that will pick up the last media file played. It might not play but the title can be interesting... apparently :
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
Worse than that if you've been watching it, even incognito mode and you've cloed the app, don't let it connect to your car Bluetooth system as that will pick up the last media file played. It might not play but the title can be interesting... apparently :
Dad, Dad what does "Do it like they do on the Discovery channel --- mean???"
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
The God of War spied a pretty maiden in the glen and came down and seduced her. After they had finished, he stood up, flexed his biceps and proudly announced 'I am mighty THOR !!!'
The lithe maiden, still supine on the grass, gently lisped 'Tho am I, but it wath fun, wathn't it".
And one suitable for great aunt Matilda.
THE GOD of thunder rode one day upon his milk-white filly.
"I'm Thor," he cried;
the horse replied,
"You've forgotten your thaddle, thilly."
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