Got half a million quid spare?

[DaveB]

FTFY...

[DaveB]

I think "smooth-brained garbage-people on the internet." is my favourite phrase of the year so far

[DaveB]

Yep, and it wasn’t HMG that overruled the commission it was Johnson personally....

[DaveB]

Get yourself a seat in the Lords.

Peter Cruddas: Peer donated £500,000 to Conservative Party days after joining House of Lords

And don't worry about those awkward court cases old chap, nothing to be bothered about....

[DaveB]

No, it's a least a tenner a time. Double if there is a woman present....

[DaveB]

Not sure if already reported. Going to Community>Member List and trying to search for a user using the search box results in an "Invalid Server Response" error.

[DaveB]

KUATB

[DaveB]

In this weeks episode Boris from London gets a visit from the bailiff over an unpaid £535 debt.

Will he be able to pay the debt or will the bailiff have to start removing goods?

HT to Private Eye via the BBC.

County court judgment against Boris Johnson, record...