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[GJABS]

How much lower than the market rate is this?...

[GJABS]

I think mine would be rice krispies rather than shreddies if I did that.

[GJABS]

You can't go through life pleasing everybody - where's the fun in that?

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Does this mean you stay up there?...

[GJABS]

Yes it does look like a push towards ID cards by the back door.



Exactly....

[GJABS]

Well if that is true then the remain campaign made a terrible job of explaining it. I was always under the impression that membership of the EU meant free-movement of people - which was by definition uncontrolled immigration. Opposition of "free movement" was at the core of the leave campaign,...

[GJABS]

You're implying he is being hypocritical. I would say no he isn't being hypocritical, on the basis that Brexit was always about the UK controlling immigration, not eliminating or even reducing it....

[GJABS]

I presume you mean salary sacrifice in favour of gross employer pension contribution? I use Contractor Umbrella, and they have done this correctly for me so far, with a few hiccups but nothing that could not be sorted out. Orange Genie had said they offer this, but maybe they don't know how to do it...

[GJABS]

Is he turning into a tree?

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[GJABS]

It'll be the day I can sniff the turnips and fondle the melons at my local branch of Lidl, without having to wear a face mask, surrounded by the chavs and assorted London over-spill of the area.

[GJABS]

You're enjoying silence from the wife? Many a married man would pay dearly to have that

[GJABS]

I don't need to buy these things - my personality is magnetic enough already

[GJABS]

Indeed. And add a little Mozart too..



Edit: And the wind turbines sometimes self destruct too (possibly NSFW due to some swearing):

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[GJABS]

The Matchbox version?

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[GJABS]

Communism lives on, in the form of the dead?...

[GJABS]

Funny, yes in a schadenfreude kind of way I guess. But I fear this one probably is true, based on my experience of small company backup methodologies and general lack of professionalism.....

[GJABS]

Hmmm..

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1393210751846916098...

[GJABS]

As approved by Jimmy Savile lol..

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[GJABS]

Well you were found not guilty in court so in theory the time spent on remand two years ago should not show up. Though you might have to be careful how you explain this period of time on your CV (your employer might conceivably jokingly claim you were in prison - you'll need to keep a straight face!)....