Anyone fancy working as a Senior BI Developer/Analyst, for.... £21.80/Hr?
Thought not...
But given that they require 2 years' experience of SQL for a "Senior" position, I have to wonder what their juniors must be like...
Fill yer boots: https://uk.in...
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Donald Trump: The most important speech I've ever made
This is not a particularly exciting speech and at 45 minutes, neither is it a short one - watch a couple of minutes to get the gist. But it does strike me as remarkable, if not unprecedented.
- A sitting president makes a long and comprehensive public denouncement of the election
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_V_ started a topic The UK has become the first country in the world to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech jabin GeneralThe UK has become the first country in the world to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech jab
Covid Pfizer vaccine approved for use next week in UK - BBC News
Ten years to ten months in testing.
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New features wish list
Every member has a FOG count displayed, incremented by clicking on the FOG button. It would operate rather like a downvote - giving the communities opinion of individual members.
I'm sure that it would be used sensibly, and nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Handing in me badge
Hi, so this week I've started a 18 month FTC on a reasonable rate, but it will look very good on my CV.
I still have the LTD and plan to go back to contracting.
The company gives you 2 weeks off for brevement, which is just as well as Himself has just popped his clogs.
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How are people on the bench finding the market?
Been on the bench for over a month now, for the first time in over 20 years.
I have enough to get by for now, but am applying on and off for around three or four contracts a week.
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Waking up to a Film Crew
First sign was Mrs CFL reporting that signs saying "LOC" & "UNIT" were pointing down the private lane towards my house coming back from the shops. 15 mins later the locusts descended.
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Going perm or waiting it out - numbers
Curious that is all, how many already took the plunge and went perm and who's still waiting for that outside / reasonable rate contract?
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Furlough
Let’s be honest - it’s one big jolly isn’t it!
3 months off on 80% pay.
Whilst the rest of us are working are asses off.
One big jolly by the sea side.
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Did anyone use their lockdown time profitably?
Now lockdown is hugely eased seems as good a time as any to take stock. When this all started everyone seemed to be making 'resolutions' to use this once-in-a-lifetime enforced period at home to better themselves.
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Calling Pogle
Coronavirus: Putting hamsters on plane could test transmission | Daily Mail Online
they might run out of hamsters so hide!
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DealorNoDeal started a topic Lazy arse method of making bread (if you don't have a breadmaking machine)in GeneralLazy arse method of making bread (if you don't have a breadmaking machine)
I've been making bread this way for several weeks and the results are pretty consistent. The loaf produced is a bit of an odd shape (round and squat) but, if you can live with that, it's fairly decent bread.
Benefits
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Bookshelf Replacement from the BBC
The Beeb have made a wide selection of empty set photos available for you to use as backgrounds on your video conferences, so instead of that bookshelf full of Mills & Boon, you can appear to be in the Queen Vic, on Strictly, or even working in Professor Quatermass’s lab
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Revealed: the inside story of the UK's Covid-19 crisis
You won. Get over it.
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Un-boomed....
Budge up the bench please. Project canned due to lack of finance. So an interesting furlough chat with accountants tomorrow. 80% of £750 - is it really worth the effort?.... -
Emergency Food Parcel delivered to the door - ever wonder where you taxes go?
Just had a food package delivered to the door & driver had left before I had a chance to inspect and thus reject the package
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Peru
“ Peru is to stop people from leaving their homes according to their gender, in a bid to slow the spread of the coronavirus.
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Zoooooom!
Looks like a bit of a poor choice for the powers that be to use for their cabinet get together.
The stock price recently went through the roof recently, due to increased usage too.
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psychocandy started a topic Are there a lot of people who work in IT that have weird personality disorders?in GeneralAre there a lot of people who work in IT that have weird personality disorders?
Yes Im WFH and bored.....
30 years in the business and I'd say definitely....
Over the years, I've encountered some nice people, and some downright weird. Client managers too - some decent human beings, some just complete losers.
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Coronavirus:covid: Do you think your job is safe?
Well? I bet the whole lot of you think your job/contract/gig is the safest in the world and is protected from any recession, pandemic etc.
Apart from NHS doctors I doubt any job is safe. Even then, they are staring at death every day literally.
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Financial Ombudsman Service
Anyone looked through the reviews of the Financial Ombudsman Service over at trustpilot? the evidence for poor service seems to be overwhelming. How do they get away with it?
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FactcheckCUK
Dimprawn is the most handsomest, richest and likeable person on CUK?
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Weekend Thread
Its Friday & nearly 13:00 & none have asked, don't tell me you are all actually working?
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Yet another Brexit casualty
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Go live week!
It's go live week, I have the butterflies in the stomach and feeling rather tired after a bit of a slog.
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House of games
Questions based on the TV programme
R1
Answersmash
(If you haven't seen it, you 'smash' the picture and clue together - so a picture of Boris Johnson and the clue "Sega media franchise" would be "Boris Johnsonic the Hedgehog".)
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Boris gets the check book out.
Not his own, obviously.
Tory leadership contest: Boris Johnson pledges income tax cut for high earners - BBC News
So despite years of austerity, cuts to public services and spending, there is £26 billion available as a one off to pay for Brexit. Apparently that means... -
Raab: "F@#k parliament"
Raab will prorogue parliament if he's PM and doesn't get what he wants
Dominic Raab could prorogue parliament, and other lessons from tonight's Tory hustings
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Totally not Brexit related
Ford Bridgend: Closure fears for town's engine plant - BBC News
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Lib Dems lead the polls
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Foreign election interference
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British car manufacturing workers celebrate Brexit holiday
Great news for hard working families in need of a break.
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Tufted puffins
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UK needs more skilled workers from abroad, government told
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New Director General of Trade
Sabine Weyand moves from being Barnier’s deputy chief negotiator in Brexit to the position of Director General of EU Trade.
Weyand will be responsible for negotiating any future trade deal with the U.K....
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BOJO off to court
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-joh...nduct-11730747
It's about he was held accountable for his Brexit campaign lies.
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Bon appetit, Brexit Britain (TRIGGER WARNING)
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The Purge
Alastair Campbell expelled from Labour Party - BBC News
How is it fooking legal to kick people out for exercising their right to vote?
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The old parties in their death throes
Labour leaders voting LibDem in EU elections. Conservative leaders on the wrong side not knowing how to effect an EU exit. Labour tending toward remain when most Brexit voters were Labour voters. None of the main parties have any credibility left and are simply being buffeted by the raging storm of... -
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