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[Whorty]

I stayed off the dating apps for a day ..

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You really do have an inferiority complex don't you?

How many girls have you slept with again? Go check your chuff chart ...

[Whorty]

I feel so dirty when I agree with Ziggy

I need a sheep dip to get clean!...

[Whorty]

£200 for me ... from a maximum holding. Better than the 2*£25 last month

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There's no saddle there ... just the head tube ...

[Whorty]

I prefer to be at the back ... you get a better view ...

[Whorty]

Sorry mate, even if I was interested in men, I'd still not be a chubby chaser. I also prefer my partners to look like they had a shower this week....

[Whorty]

The other poster is an idiot to be fair ... but he's slept with loads of women ... apparently .. because we all need to know about his sex life for some reason ...

[Whorty]

Us youngsters use our phones to help with makeup application these days. Come on oldie, get with the times....

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Love how you change a statement to an 'always' happens ... I never said I drive everywhere on cruise control. I said I use it on motorways and set it to 70 (obviously where and when safe, seems I need to explain everything in simple language to you)

I didn't say I didn't say I don't see...

[Whorty]

You're changing the situation to meet your narrative.

I said, that you can clearly see and the driver hesitates or stops.

Obviously if you can't see then that's a different situation.

Ffs, you're as bad as Vetty. Change the scenario to meet your own narrative...

[Whorty]

My stats are, 34 years driving, multiple countries, 20k plus miles most years, zero points, zero accidents

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[Whorty]

True ... I don't associate with fat, scruffy, Wail reading xenophobes. I have standards.


You really are thick ... I have a 2 seater .. pretty hard to get on to back seats that don't exist.

And why are you so obsessed with my car. You're coming across as very jealous....

[Whorty]

That boils my p*ss ... approaching a roundabout, you can clearly see that there are no other vehicles on the roundabout, and the car in front stops/hesitates ... a sure fire way to cause a rear end shunt!

And a clear sign the driver doesn't know how to drive correctly...

[Whorty]

I drive at 70 ... on cruise control ... I drive on the M5, M6, M40, M42 and M25 frequently .... I never had cars tailgate me, and I never have drivers flashing their lights at me. I mean, never.

So if you are getting these drivers doing this, then it sounds like you're as much of the problem...

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Hmm, so because I drive a powerful, yet hairdresser, car you've come to the conclusion that I tailgate? You're getting really desperate now mate.

Safety has always been my top priority, which is why I've never had any points on my licence and never been in an accident.

But...

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Where did I say we didn't use contraception? I precisely said if contraception is used correctly do accidents really happen, because in 25 years we never had an accident.

Do you actually read anything, or do you just spout your own vile rubbish irrespective?

You are a vile...

[Whorty]

How is it obvious I drive badly?

I don't tailgate. I don't do road rage. I don't hog lanes. I drive on motorways with cruise control set. If I'm overtaking in lane 2 and someone is up my tailpipe but they could overtake in lane 3 ... but this never happens anyway ... anyone going fast will...

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I'm clearly not the stud you are, with your 'above average' number of partners

Anyway, back on topic .... do 'accidents' really happen if the contraception is followed correctly? 25 years with my wife, a healthy physical relationship (above average interactions per week ...