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It ain't over until the fat cheque clears.
I can help with that.
Same Tulip different day but at least I get well paid.
and in honour of GGGR the contractors bible
https://www.cbr.com/glengarry-glen-r...don-t-like-you
ABC - Always Be...
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so they need internal affairs all of those were crimes where were HR and senior management?
Jail a few idiots and it will stop quickly. Or sack a few manager types. Its clear anything approaching that in any company I have worked then it would be gross misconduct.
Freezer breaking...
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now he is trying convince everyone he understands Roman numerals......
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real men (and women) use a Microprof, type your machine code back in every boot, it prepared me for windows 98!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro-Professor_MPF-I
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Sadly NSS, where you use cash then its probably getting significant abuse.
With the cost of card processing falling its sensible to mandate card offering and even publicise "card stops trafficking". Also one assumes that these companies are limited maybe mandate at >3 employees...
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stop worrying about the maid's tesla, she can always borrow the Butler's Jag.
does anyone have a Maserati on lease?
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also we need to know about repeated use of the chutney spoon, your adventures in plumbing and affinity for Gladiator movies...
Talk about not knowing your audience.
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indeed remember "life on Mars" is nearly a documentary, My younger colleagues & kids are this didn't really happen? I tell them I smoked at my desk, went for pints at lunchtime most weekdays and listened to sexist and racist jokes in the office....
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Don't get your pantries in a twist!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-pantries.html
fly me to the moon and get me away from these loons...
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what is she expecting you to do? sit there and rot? Not everyone is employed with unlimited sick pay or have great health care.
As you say lets hope the drugs work!...
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