Do we know anyone who drives like a lunatic in Birmingham?

[Uncle Albert]

Yes, the planning department are the real villains here. She was stupid to buy there, but a 70mph road only a few feet from a new build is moronic. If one of their grandchildren kicks a ball over the fence you've got every chance of a potentially fatal crash....

[Uncle Albert]

Well it's obviously not real, but it's a good stunt anyway....

[Uncle Albert]

And now you know a shortcut. Good luck!...

[Uncle Albert]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1379509457827299332

[Uncle Albert]

You'd trust your money to anyone who posts here?...

[Uncle Albert]

Sorry, not sure how that happened. I'm going to blame the forum upgrade....

[Uncle Albert]

Who do I sue for this scandalous claim? I'm innocent!

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[Uncle Albert]

The ancient Greeks liked small willies on their statues. I reckon it stems back to when some sculptor was doing the final touches and accidentally broke off half of it, then everone else copied the style.

[Uncle Albert]

To be fair though, you only appear to have three hairs....

[Uncle Albert]

I renewed my passport photo the other day.

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[Uncle Albert]

It must have been more than a gust of wind to have any impact on something that big.

[Uncle Albert]

FTFY.

I consider it my duty to eat the pigs that veggie/vegans leave behind....

[Uncle Albert]

Tulips used to come from Amsterdam, now you can get them in the strrets of Bristol: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/b...ficers-5212101