Happy Yorkshire day

[Uncle Albert]

She sounds like a charming young lady.


Can we deport her to Afghanistan?

[Uncle Albert]

White rose all the way. Those Lancastrians can keep their stinky red one....

[Uncle Albert]

If you're not lucky enough to be from Yorkshire, happy 1st of August....

[Uncle Albert]

Yes, we're just like North Korea. Only last week I witnessed my neighbours being strapped to loaded canons and blasted to Kingdom Come for putting out their bins on the wrong day.

Oh, and it wasn't Labour who brought in the bill....

[Uncle Albert]

My "fish" got rejected by their mods

I'm sure it would have swum beautifully using the two large round ball-like fins I drew.

[Uncle Albert]

Bring back hedgerow porn!

Seriously though, if you have children protect them yourself as even if HM Gov were to manage to ban VPN access, kids will always find a way around this kind of ban.

[Uncle Albert]

How d'ya like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a bang!