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[Uncle Albert]

Just when you thought that you'd grown immune to what the internet can show you.

At least they won't be able to breed.

[Uncle Albert]

It's 40 years before you become MOT and tax exempt these days....

[Uncle Albert]

I suppose you could use it as a fuel, charcoal would be a better option for cooking though....

[Uncle Albert]

Unfortunately Robocop isn't quite ready yet.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/polic...song-10864648/

[Uncle Albert]

Where did you go? Hull?

[Uncle Albert]

Capital Cops
PoliceFarce
Cosmopolitan Police
I Can't Believe It's Not The Met
We Nick Any Crim...

[Uncle Albert]

+ retrospectively (just to be fair)....

[Uncle Albert]

The F word is fairly tame.
I've not read Viz for decades now but when I last did it had a feature called "Bertie Blunt, his parrot's a ****".

[Uncle Albert]

Steak & BJ day?...

[Uncle Albert]

Fixed it for you.

[Uncle Albert]

I know perfectly well how Chile and Argentina divide up Patagonia between themselves. But where is that bit of Chile that is closer to the Falklands?

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[Uncle Albert]

Have the maps changed? They were always closer to Argentina in the past....

[Uncle Albert]

If she had stolen her purse and not caused her death then 6 months suspended would be appropriate.
Had she not lied when questioned, she might have had a more lenient sentence. A bit of remorse might have helped too, instead she left the scene and went shopping....

[Uncle Albert]

She did more than wave at her.



I think manslaughter is about right. She didn't intend to kill her, but her actions did cause the accident....

[Uncle Albert]

Any chance you can change your avatar? It's making me feel quite queasy....

[Uncle Albert]

Tomato soup?...

[Uncle Albert]

Identity fraud if you ask me. The shop should be renamed Tom'sToms....

[Uncle Albert]

Or even create filthified versions of innocent books. Every book to be published in three editions; Puffin for the kiddies, Penguin for the adults and Bonobo for the dirty old men/women....