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[Uncle Albert]

Or both...

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[Uncle Albert]

Wait till they start wanting to do Masters and PhDs.

I've had three at various unis in various countries for most of the last 6 years.

[Uncle Albert]

I've got bad news for you if you used a teabag to make your cuppa.

https://www.dailymail.com/health/art...oplastics.html

You can always rely on the Fail to have an article on {insert literally anything} causes cancer.

[Uncle Albert]

It would be quite inconvenient if they kept flying over and sticking to you.