Charity Shops: "We don't want the sh!t you found in the back of your shed"

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56746310


I think my suggested headline is what they really mean....

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You phoned the court to ask?...

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In my experience, it has largely been moved offshore, and often to managed service companies that can flex resourcing availability to match the peaks and troughs of project work....

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"I can’t move because nobody would buy the house,’ she said."

Is she suggesting someone would have to be stupid to buy the house?

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"...boy-racers force her to wear earplugs to bed'"

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Nick, any update on the "go to first unread post" link. Will this be looked at at some point?

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Is the the biggest, longest or oldest?

"'World's biggest rabbit'"
"after being named the world's longest rabbit in 2010."
" named as the longest living rabbit by Guinness World Records"

I really wish the BBC would be clear on these...

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I'd say this is pretty simple - if they client is willing to sign off the timesheet for that day, then do it. But, i'd also be looking for some productive activity to do for that day.

As for an obligation for the client to do so, i doubt it (but will depend on the specific contract)....

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I can't tell you that....

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I know that. You know that. I suspect even the OP knows that, but i thought i'd ask just in case....

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Why can't your butler just hold it in place for you?

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I've not seen that show - when has it been rescheduled for?...

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I wasn't meaning FCSA, I was meaning NLUK. If some FCSA members are non-compliant (although it's not clear to what compliance he is measuring them against), then why not list them here so others can see those and avoid?...

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Did the request suggest why you've been requested to complete an SA for a historical tax year? Have you considered that HMRC know that you used a disguised remuneration scheme and are now being given you the opportunity to correct your tax affairs?

I'd be wary of being intentionally omitting...

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Agreed she'd need to get a P45 etc. But, the main point is: whilst the Ltd company is effectively dormant, what is she getting paid to do?...

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Non-compliance with what? If you mean their own rules, which members are not compliant and why not list them here?...

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What is the company paying your wife to do whilst it is effectively dormant? And, how much?...

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No issue with you (assuming you are a director) no longer taking a salary. I'm sure your accountant has confirmed this.

What work is your wife doing to justify her salary whilst you are employed elsewhere? And could you prove the work she does is worth the remuneration if HMRC asked for...

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FTFY...