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[Paralytic]

lull. Sorry, lol....

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If we're going down comedian/twins route, here's the perfect combo


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I'm not one for watching children's TV shows, but having him as the Doctor might change that, if they let his own character infiltrate the role....

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I've certainly not come across them for years

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I'll repeat here what you said.

I've seen a few CS degrees that had barely any math in them. no complex subjects only some 'projects' and feel good classes.
No wonder they are getting replaced by indians.

Racist....

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Nice bit of (not so) casual racism there....

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I know that and, yes....

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A graph showing % positive rates (rather than absolute numbers) would help indicate if any of this is what has happened....

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Typical "headline not matching what was said" tabloid click-bait.

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I really hope you're not suggesting that's why they only have a 60% success rate for detecting positive cases....

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This aint facebook mate ...

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FTFY...

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Seriously interested why they felt the need to say he was right handed? Is that somehow more likely to cause a stroke (lack of blood to brain related one) due to the placement of the heart?

But its good that the DM found a masturbation expert to comment.

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This. Unless you're somehow earning a decent return on the money you'd otherwise pay out up front, I'd just keep it simple and pay for it.

You'd probably be better off paying for it on a personal cashback credit card, and reimbursing yourself via the Ltd....

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False positives are very rare (approaching 99% efficacy) but there is a big issue with them providing false negatives (not far off 50%)....

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I've a niece who got the £500. Just finished college, working part time at the local golf course, furloughed, got pinged (out with friends, one who tested positive) and got £500. Was free money to her.

This was a few weeks ago. She's self-isolating again (family member has tested positive)...

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I had to check everyone to ensure you weren't a liar (topical!), and you're right

I checked twice, to make sure....

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I'm still happy with my predictions, though the kicking has been delayed due to the Delta variant, and the stamp duty holiday went on a bit longer that i expected (but i think many people now think that was a mistake)....

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With most of my gigs, i've had a good relationship with a contact at the client even before starting. I guess if this is a disguised-employee type relationship, where the OP is just another resource, that might not be possible. They could also sound out the agency....

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Have an amendment written into your contract that meetings scheduled but cancelled with less than 1 days notice will still be chargeable to the software house, and the software house should do the same with their engagement with their client.

I'd be looking for other work too, and once...