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Not enough experience.

Thems the breaks.

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No, actually found a better one just now however you may struggle as the following isn't listed:

• Pimp name
• Pimp Company
• Email
• phone number

Location is London.

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"FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM. HE STATES HE ‘BELIEVES IT IS A VAPE’ AND IS NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.”

Thanks Nick, spat my tea across the keyboard.

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Now that's not a rave but a definite WORK EVENT.

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One can't be having any anti-monarchy rumblings when one has to plan one's platinum jubilee shindig this summer.

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He's been sacked as a Duke (or as good as).

Not that he ever acted like one.

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Please look for candidates with basic minimal exposure to Unix and SQL as those are the basic requirements for the job. They should be aware that this is a production support role Ask them to please go through their resumes carefully and only mention things which they have done or be able to justify...

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Parody is dead. Again.



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Plenty of "contractor" opportunities advertised in phone booths in down der dat London. Or there used to be.

French teachers, Electrical experts offering ACDC, you name it.

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Never found the higher end pens that nice to write with. My dad loves his parker pens (and he also does calligraphy) and he has some expensive ones, but a bit meh!

Took me a while to find the Mitsubishi uniball Signo Gel Impact £3.50 (or if you want to be green the refills are £1.50 from...

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Jib them off - go direct.

Then tell us about it.

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Every new gig is a new Oxford notepad and a new Mitsubishi Gel Impact pen (I am a pen geek!)

Every past notebook has inside cover of client co immediate area seating plan with names, as I am crap at remembering them, and normally first day/week there's every tom/dick/harry coming to...

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This is my last one for this year as I'll be tucked up in bed by 11.30 (if I don't bother watching the fireworks).


Would wish everyone more invoicing in 2022 (including myself; two months on the bench is getting tedious) but I think it'll be more of the same tulip.

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