Please put more jokes here

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Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19."
Prince Harry: "Yours might have."

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Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked bat

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I ordered a chinese there, wee chinese driver comes to the door and I walked out to meet him. The chap then started shouting "isolate isolate". I said "Mate your'e not that late, I only ordered 10 minutes ago".

forward

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There's only so long before watching porn and wanking becomes boring.
But I'll give it a few more years.

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Prince Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus, but reassures us, he’s in good spirits.

OK for some, the rest of us have to make do with cheap disinfectant.

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If BT want to improve the nation's broadband speed why don't they just send me round a hooker every night

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Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.
Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.

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"Feel like trying some watersports tonight?" asked my wife, grinning.

"Ok," I replied. "If urine the mood."

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There still seems to be a lot of confusion about this new virus.

Most people don't know their SARS from their EBOLA.

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I was shagging the wife at 8pm.





Goin at it like the clappers.