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    With the news about Prince Charles and Boris Johnson coming up positive for Covid 19, today Prince Harry submitted himself to a test.
    He didn't want to, until his aide reassured him that "We're just swabbing for the corona virus, not your DNA."
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Eek! Due to a lack of soft toilet paper , I am now self-izalating.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        The definition of irony: Getting a sixty quid fine for being outside 'unnecessarily' from the copper who told you they hadn't the manpower to investigate, when you were burgled 6 weeks ago.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          During this virus lockdown I'm bored, so I decided to hold a wet t-shirt contest.



          Looking at them hanging on the line, I've decided I like my red one the best.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Thank you Pandemic.

            I can keep a packet of baby wipes next to the computer and nobody suspects a thing
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Well I've done my bit but I doubt I'll get thanks for it ..

              I gave nan's carer the clap at 8 pm tonight.
              Last edited by vetran; 2 April 2020, 21:00.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                With all the Covid-19 problems around the world my wife broke down in tears today.I said “come one love - what’s up”“I’m homesick” she replied“But this is your home” I said“I know” she said, “I’m ******* sick of it”
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  More unexpected bonuses have come from the coronavirus pandemic-now nobody give a flying **** what's happening on love island!
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    The good thing about coronavirus is that we won’t have every old person telling us about how they survived it


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                      I was trying to figure out why I was so grumpy.
                      Then I realized, I'm stuck in a house with a newborn, a toddler and a postnatal wife.
                      And my Scotch is running low.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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