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Didn't understand that so had to Google. Mmmm!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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The first rule of No Doubt Club is Don't Speak
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Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.
Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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A MALE Santa? This is just WOKE GONE MADE!
It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas Steve.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It was when my dad asked me to organise a surprise birthday party for my brother that I realised I wasn't the favourite twin.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cryAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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NLyUK drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
NLyUK says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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