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    No they eat out
    Didn't understand that so had to Google. Mmmm!
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      The first rule of No Doubt Club is Don't Speak
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.

        Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

        The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          A MALE Santa? This is just WOKE GONE MADE!

          It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas Steve.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            It was when my dad asked me to organise a surprise birthday party for my brother that I realised I wasn't the favourite twin.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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