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    What's another way to say you came inside a woman...


    Loading the washing machine
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.

      You should see their little faeces light up.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        People think politics is complicated and confusing, when in fact there is a very clear guideline to follow:

        If it upsets Gary Lineker, you're on the right track
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I identify as a male dyslexic and my pronouns are hee/himm.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I learnt how to deliver a baby today.
            You have to tape up their mouths, so they don't make any noise, and make sure there's holes in the box, so they can breathe.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I came home to find an Amazon box on my doorstep.
              A little voice suddenly said "what time do you call this? where have you been?"
              It was a very suspicious package.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Can Joaquin Phoenix succeed in his new film role, "Napoleon"?

                Corsican.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Look, I'm all for colouring books...

                  But dot-to-dot books?

                  That's where I draw the line.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Sunak appoints Cameron as Foreign Secretary


                    Pig fecking mistake
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I identify as non-binary; my pronouns are off / on.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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