About right :
We drew a bunch of funny lines 100 years ago and now we get to watch them become a war zone all over again.
We drew a bunch of funny lines 100 years ago and now we get to watch them become a war zone all over again.
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Diane Abbot was seen with a big banner at the rally today with a picture of Morph on it, as she demonstrated against the Israeli attack on the Plasticine PeopleComment
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Attention, health warning!
Talked to this teenage single mum the other day. Said she "fell pregnant" again
Sounds like it could happen to anyone... walking down the street, trip over a kerb, land on an erect penis
So be careful out thereComment
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I was so excited when I learned I was the sole heir to my late Aunt's estate!
Until I realised it was a Lada.
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You know you have drunk too much
When out of a blurred haze, appear the words
Armitige ShanksComment
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I was going to see my GP to get my veruccas treated with liquid nitrogen. But I got cold feet.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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My wife asked me to help load the washing machine.
There was too much so I just threw in the towel.Comment
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My mate called in sick to work today.
His boss asked “How sick are you?”
My mate replied “I’m in bed with my nan.”
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've just been up the attic to get the decorations down and come across a present I forgot to give the kids last Christmas.
It's a bloody shame as well as they would have loved that kitten.Comment
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'Mrs Brown's Boys creator Brendan O'Carroll felt 'embarrassed' and 'angry' as he blasts Dublin rioters-'
"It's a shame u don't feel that way about Mrs Brown's boys!" The reporter replied-Comment
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