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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
A man is sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you. So, so much"
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replies, "It's me, talking to the beer."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
The Indian restaurant my mate works for is so secretive he had to sign a legal agreement that he wouldn't share their flatbread recipe.
Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Me & the wife are getting a divorce & she's already run off with my tins of Bird's & Ambrosia
This is going to be an awful custardy battle
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
When cannibalism starts, vegans are the closest we have to a free-range, grass-fed meat source.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I told the wife I ate Madonna for breakfast.
She asked, "You ate Madonna?
What do you mean, you cheating bar steward?"
I said, "I had a pop tart."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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