Me and the Mrs have sex doggy style.
I sit up and beg and she plays dead.
I sit up and beg and she plays dead.
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There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning.
I've been sleep wokking againAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Crime rates in New York City are expected to drop precipitously following the arraignment of Donald Trump.
No-one wants to risk ending up sharing a cell with the orange gobtulipe.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was walking down a street in Manchester. Some homeless woman looked really happy singing girls just wanna have fun?
It must of been Cindy Pauper.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For WTFH
Just spent the last 10 minutes chasing a fox around the the garden wearing only my underpants.
Why do they always go for your pants?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I slept like a baby last night!
I woke up every 2 hours and screamed at my wife until she let me suck on her titsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The letter 'd' is just the letter 'a' when it's hard.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A coachload of jazz musicians has just overturned on the M25…
Expect lengthy jams.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…
However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board
Me: I have a doctorate in mathematics
Flight attendant: This man is dying
Me: Minus one…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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