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    Me and the Mrs have sex doggy style.
    I sit up and beg and she plays dead.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning.





      I've been sleep wokking again
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Crime rates in New York City are expected to drop precipitously following the arraignment of Donald Trump.

        No-one wants to risk ending up sharing a cell with the orange gobtulipe.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I was walking down a street in Manchester. Some homeless woman looked really happy singing girls just wanna have fun?

          It must of been Cindy Pauper.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            For WTFH

            Just spent the last 10 minutes chasing a fox around the the garden wearing only my underpants.



            Why do they always go for your pants?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I slept like a baby last night!








              I woke up every 2 hours and screamed at my wife until she let me suck on her tits
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                The letter 'd' is just the letter 'a' when it's hard.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  A coachload of jazz musicians has just overturned on the M25…




                  Expect lengthy jams.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…



                    However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board

                      Me: I have a doctorate in mathematics

                      Flight attendant: This man is dying

                      Me: Minus one
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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