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    In honour of COP27 I'd like to point out that cycling doesn't help prevent climate change at all.

    Just think how much carbon is emitted from all the cremations after they inevitably get hit by buses.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      There’s an approval process at Twitter, it used to quite short, but now it’s Elon Gated.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity.

        They should have got a calmer Chameleon, but apparently, they come and go.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          My boss phoned and said, "Why aren't you at work?"

          "My girlfriend is going to have a baby," I replied.

          "Congratulations," he said, "is it a boy or girl?"

          "I don't know," I replied, "I'll tell you in nine months time."

          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters


            ?
            {emotionless greeting}

            Three Word Slogan

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters


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              WTFH a man of letters that count?
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
                Scrolls were replaced by books.

                Now we scroll through books on tablets.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Typical bloody government..they give you £324 universal credit top up but then don't tell you which horse to put it on...
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    '...For Christmas last year I got a sweater.

                    This year, I'm hoping for a screamer or a moaner.'
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      '...I LOVE this time of year, just before Christmas.

                      When your partner walks into the room you can slam your laptop shut and you don't get any disgusted looks.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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