Ladies-If a chap remembers your eye colour after your first date, there's a very big chance you have small tits....
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Henry VIII had many wives.
He liked to chop and change."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I’d say me and my wife have sex roughly once a week... and gently 3 or 4 times{emotionless greeting}
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Jay-Z will always live in the shadow of his brother A, author of the best-selling ‘London’.{emotionless greeting}
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I walked passed the YMCA yesterday, and there was a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers...
I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down...”{emotionless greeting}
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Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?
Because they're too heavy to carry to a British museum."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Since it's Billy Connolly's birthday, here's one of his:
“A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said how can you tell them apart, he said ‘her brother’s got a moustache!’”{emotionless greeting}
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-I see there's gap on your CV - four years? What were you doing?
-I was in Yale
-Really? Very impressive, you're hired
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With their price rises, this winter the power companies will be screwing more old ladies than Wayne Rooney."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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When I was a baby, my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager.
It wasn't until I was 18 that I realised I'd been Fostered."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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