Please put more jokes here

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I went to an Art Auction at the Neverland Ranch and the first item was one of Michael's testicles splattered all over a canvas. I put in a bid for $100 but the Auctioneer laughed and told me it would probably fetch $1,000,000.
Apparently that's the going rate for a Jackson Bollock.

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To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday, can you please stop calling my new phone?

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A jellyfish's mouth is also its anus.

A bit like James Corden, Gary Lineker & Nicola Sturgeon.

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What does a horny frog say?

"Rub it!"

[WTFH]

(stolen from Glenny Rodge)

“Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.”

“Really? The V & A?”


“Yep, some boobs and balls too”.

[WTFH]

I recently bought some cheap Deodorant from Isis, unfortunately I've now got the Police at my door investigating my Terrorist Lynx.

[WTFH]

Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does


Me: well that makes two of us

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"Give it to me" she begged,"Give it to me..."
"I'm so wet, oh god, I'm so wet...I want it NOW!" She screamed....
But,there's no way I would give up that umbrella,to anyone.....

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Japan fans put other supporters to shame as they picked up rubbish after a World Cup match that their side wasn?t even involved in.


Big deal Chelsea have been picking rubbish for years.

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I named my pet termite, Clint!



Clint eats wood?