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[vetran]

Last night I asked my wife to shave her c**t.

This morning I woke up and I was bald.

[WTFH]

I hear that Trump has announced a ban on the sale of shredded cheeses. All part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

[vetran]

Q: What do you get if you cross a pirate film with a porn film?

A: The curse of the black pearl necklace

[vetran]

For Brillo

No racists in Wales.

They shag black sheep as well.

[vetran]

Cats sleep about two thirds of every day.
The rest of the time they are being filmed for youtube.

[vetran]

For our Divorcees

My ex-wife's so lazy, she won't even use her whole hand when she waves at me in the street.

She just uses her little finger.

[ccole]

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

[ccole]

I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing - serves him right.

[ccole]

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.

[ccole]

"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'