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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Omg lol. And you say I have no soul.
    I'm just a sick puppy. I still have a soul though.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword"
      He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Me: Doc my hands and feet stop working when i watch homosexual porn. What's wrong with me?

        Doctor: I'd say you might have gay tendon sieze.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;






          the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            What would you do if you wanted to know how many bees Noah had?

            Check the Ark Hives.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Lying in bed, my wife asked what I'd most like to do to her body. I said identify it.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

                The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.

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                  What did Britain say to its trade partners?
                  "See EU later."

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                    Roy Hodgson has just been made prime minister
                    He has a fantastic record of leaving Europe swiftly.

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                      I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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