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George Michael's obituary reads exactly the same as Dim's ex wife's dating profile:

'Fat drug addict with facial hair, terrible at driving, but gives a cracking blowjob.'

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Wellington boots are planning to release a commemorative George Michael welly.

It's perfect for when you're about to get sucked off in a bog.

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For Admin

What's rarer than a penny black?

Site admin.

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For Brillo

As a Welshman, sheep are an animal I can really get behind

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I' watched Rogue One which had a cameo from Carrie Fisher, less than an hour later she was dead...


Tomorrow I'm gonna watch Home Alone 2

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For our grammar Nazis

Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain.

Captain: Are.

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oldie

A policeman radios in and says there is a big naked black man dancing on top of a Ford.
The dispatcher replies, "Wow, you cannot say that, we have to be politically correct now."



Policeman radios again, "Ok then, Zulu, Tango, Sierra."

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I've got a bout of that Irish OCD that's going about.

I left the house earlier and had to check the door was locked.

I checked it 3 times.

To be sure

To be sure

To be sure

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For NLYUK

I've had to give up drag racing this year


At my age I'm finding it harder and harder to run in high heels and a skirt

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.