Dr Seuss once said "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened".
I take it there was never a Mrs Seuss.
I take it there was never a Mrs Seuss.
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Last edited by vetran; 23 June 2015, 11:23."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I'm not saying no one likes me or anything,
but even the Jehovah's Witnesses pass by my house without knocking."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day.
She thought I was stalking her but I wasn't, I just had her WiFi code."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My new housemate is French. Last night when he got home I said, "Nice to know you're from France.. My favourite place is North of France, actually.."
"Let me guess," he said, "Lille.. Arras.. or maybe Côte d'Opale?.."
"No, England." I replied."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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After being away for a week's holiday with the girls, my wife came back and found me in bed with my best mate, Steve.
"It's not what it looks like" I shouted "He's fat, smells, snores, I don't fancy him in the slightest and we never have sex"
"So what we're you doing in bed with him" she cried.
"Well I was missing you" I explained."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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A girl walked up to me in a bar and said, "I haven't had sex in months. I'll be in the third girl's toilet cubicle along in five minutes".
It's not surprising it's been that long, I thought. Why would I want to know that she's off for a tulip?!"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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We've just had a new wooden floor fitted, so I asked my wife to varnish it while I was at work.
Stupid cow only did the nails, and in bright pink."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Whenever I come home from the pub, my wife reminds me of Celine Dion's heart.
She goes on and on."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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