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    Greece is like crime.

    It doesn't pay.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      My mate slapped me and told me to stop boasting about the size of my garden.

      All I said was my wife had been sunbathing out the back all day.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I had a Greek dinner last night.

        I left the restaurant without paying the bill.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          First it was 50 shades of grey

          Now it's 50 states of gay
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Winnie the poo : the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Winnie the poo : the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.
              Mock the Week?
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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                Mock the Week?
                Yes! Really made I lauf!

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                  Times are tight for MF. So he decides to send his wife on the street.

                  At the end of the first day she comes back with £130.20 - so MF asks who gave her the 20p.

                  She replies "All of them".

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                    For our Divorcees

                    My ex was so fat and disgusting that my mattress is now made of suppressed memory foam.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      She laughed so hard the tears ran down her legs.

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