Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Greece is like crime.

It doesn't pay.

[vetran]

My mate slapped me and told me to stop boasting about the size of my garden.

All I said was my wife had been sunbathing out the back all day.

[vetran]

I had a Greek dinner last night.

I left the restaurant without paying the bill.

[vetran]

First it was 50 shades of grey

Now it's 50 states of gay

[BrilloPad]

Winnie the poo : the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.

[TheFaQQer]

Winnie the poo : the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.

Mock the Week?

[BrilloPad]

Mock the Week?

Yes! Really made I lauf!

[BrilloPad]

Times are tight for MF. So he decides to send his wife on the street.

At the end of the first day she comes back with £130.20 - so MF asks who gave her the 20p.

She replies "All of them".

[vetran]

For our Divorcees

My ex was so fat and disgusting that my mattress is now made of suppressed memory foam.

[BrilloPad]

She laughed so hard the tears ran down her legs.