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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for the ladies
'She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.' - Sid Caesar (1922-2014)Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Brillo
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My problem with the Grand Canyon is Americans are too proud of it for my liking. The Grand Canyon was like that when they found it! And it’s not like it was hard to find.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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