Please put more jokes here

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'A sewage farm. In what way is it a farm? Is there a farm shop?

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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.'

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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.'

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for the ladies

'She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.'

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'I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'.

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My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar.'

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'The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.' - Sid Caesar (1922-2014)

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If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.'

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For Brillo

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.'

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My problem with the Grand Canyon is Americans are too proud of it for my liking. The Grand Canyon was like that when they found it! And it’s not like it was hard to find.'