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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
When my son got home from school today, I asked him what he'd done:
"Guided reading," he replied.
I said, "I don't give a **** what Guy did, I asked you."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
As the political fallout rages about the personal details of 675,000 Weatherspoons customers being made public, the government are demanding to know how they managed to get into the DWP sick and unemployed database.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on exhibitionism.
She said, "For ****s sake, you've already taken it out."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Donald Trump is so fed up of his own hair that he's even started to think like a skinhead.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
If all Americans with weapons shot Americans they hated.
Good news. There would be no Americans left.
Bad news. Justin Bieber is Canadian.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
No doubt the wife will continue the noise into Boxing Day and then onto New Year.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
20 people have been killed in Argentina after a police bus drove off a cliff.
Clearly pigs don't fly.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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