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    At my last interview the ClientCo manager said to me "so what did you like most about your last contract?", I replied "sometimes people had birthdays and there was free cake"
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      At my last interview the ClientCo manager said to me "so what did you like most about your last contract?", I replied "sometimes people had birthdays and there was free cake"
      Wrong thread pal.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Schrodinger's Immigrant: Simultaneously stealing your job and being too lazy to work.
        I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
        Hands... out infractions
        Face... the music
        Space... between the ears

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          How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

          Two - one to stir the dough, the other to squeeze the rabbit
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            Did you know that if you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like the Khoisan for "Polar Bear"?
            I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
            Hands... out infractions
            Face... the music
            Space... between the ears

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              Pie chart.


              I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
              Hands... out infractions
              Face... the music
              Space... between the ears

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                I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
                My next tulip could spell disaster.
                Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
                http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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                  Suspect package found at Old Trafford. Funny how they've missed three or four of them running round the pitch for two years, especially the one cunningly disguised with a big afro wig.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Police reported yesterday that there was an unidentified, mysterious package found at Old Trafford.

                    It was later identified as a "trophy".

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                      I used to work in a can crushing company but it was soda pressing

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