At my last interview the ClientCo manager said to me "so what did you like most about your last contract?", I replied "sometimes people had birthdays and there was free cake"
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAt my last interview the ClientCo manager said to me "so what did you like most about your last contract?", I replied "sometimes people had birthdays and there was free cake"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Schrodinger's Immigrant: Simultaneously stealing your job and being too lazy to work.{emotionless greeting}
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Two - one to stir the dough, the other to squeeze the rabbitThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Did you know that if you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like the Khoisan for "Polar Bear"?{emotionless greeting}
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next tulip could spell disaster.Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
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Suspect package found at Old Trafford. Funny how they've missed three or four of them running round the pitch for two years, especially the one cunningly disguised with a big afro wig.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Police reported yesterday that there was an unidentified, mysterious package found at Old Trafford.
It was later identified as a "trophy".Comment
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