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    #id
    My girlfriend asked me to start treating her like the women from the classic black and white movies.

    So I left her tied to the train tracks.

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      #id
      "Honey," said the wife, "I've just checked your browser history and seen that you go on porn sites. That has to stop!"

      "Ah, shut up," I said, "you sound like my ex-wife."

      "What? I didn't know you'd already been married. I thought I was your first wife."

      "You are."

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        #id
        I used to spend all day doing nothing but running through fields and meadows.

        Finally, I was forced to admit that I had a gamboling problem

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          #id
          What's the difference between George Best and Princess Diana's chauffeur?

          Best could take corners when he was pissed.

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            #id
            Cheer up Hillary Clinton.

            Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison .

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              #id
              I ate some Korean meatballs last night .

              They were the dogs bollocks.

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                #id
                What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?

                At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?

                  At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.
                  How 90s!
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #id
                    Words can't describe your beauty, but numbers can

                    3/10
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      Words can't describe your beauty, but numbers can

                      3/10
                      You've got a higher opinion than I had on 14/04/16, I only gave her 2/10
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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