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    #4481
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You've got a higher opinion than I had on 14/04/16, I only gave her 2/10
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #4482
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      You've got a higher opinion than I had on 14/04/16, I only gave her 2/10
      Beats me. I gave her one.





      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4483
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Beats me. I gave her one.





        was waiting for that
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #4484
          Marriage, because your tulipty day doesn’t have to end at work.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #4485
            "There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.

            "Yes, but there is a 'U' in C**T", I replied.

            Anyway, I need a new job.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #4486
              Stormed into the library demanding to know why the book on scouse culture still wasn't in?

              "it's not our fault' stammered the librarian,

              "yeah, that's the one" I replied
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #4487
                What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

                They both get sucked off in bogs.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #4488
                  What do tax inspectors and sperm have in common?

                  1 in 50 million has the chance to become a human being.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #4489
                    What's a foot long and slippery ?

                    A slipper .
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #4490
                      I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary.

                      It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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