Please put more jokes here

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one for bremoaners

When I die I'm going to donate my body to science.

That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school.

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oh Kim

Police have ruled out pirates being involved in the Kardashian robbery.

They said "if it were pirates they would have definitely taken her booty"

[WTFH]

The problem with the clown crisis at the minute is that there could be literally hundreds of them in one car.

[vetran]

I sit at work today drinking Coke, doing some stuff with Excel tables when suddenly my boss puts his hand into my pants, jerks me off, and then goes back to his previous work like nothing happened. Being self employed has its positives.

[vetran]

Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an:

A) gyptian

B) gyptian

C) gyptian

D) gyptian

E) gyptian.

[vetran]

Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand.

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If a immigrant and a paedophile were to fight would it be called Alien vs Predator

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Just got back from a holiday in Thailand and I came so close to shagging a ladyboy!
Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, kissed like a lady.... It was only when she drove me back to her place and reversed the car into the garage first time, I thought to myself "Hang on a ******* minute"

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I understand Recep Erdogan is going to call for a referendum on changing the state religion to Christianity. Turkey's voting for Christmas.

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I was having sex with a woman when her husband came home early.
She told me to use the back door and I'd have to be quick.
In retrospect I should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.