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[WTFH]

RIP to my neighbour.
He told his wife he was going out for some sewing thread, but he died after spending the day drinking in the pub
... Gone, but not for cotton.

[WTFH]

One for the Christmas present list (apologies for the septic spelling):

[WTFH]

I keep having the same dream where I'm a horse.

I've had it five nights on the trot.

[sadkingbilly]