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    #id
    Over 70% of the Earth's surface is water.
    That water is not carbonated.
    Technically speaking, it's flat.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #id
      When I think about sibling rivalry, I can't help thinking about Albert Einstein's brother Frank.


      He had his head screwed on.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        Excellent jobby keeping this thread going WTFH.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #id
          My introverted neighbour wanted to thank his cardiologist for a recent piece of surgery. He wrote the card "I hope I never have to see you again"
          The words might not have been perfect, but at least his heart was in the right place.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #id
            If England didn't have a word for chocolate until around 1605, what was the War of the Roses all about?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #id
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              If England didn't have a word for chocolate until around 1605, what was the War of the Roses all about?
              track rods ???
              He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gif

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                #id
                my friend writes songs about sewing machines.
                - she's a Singer songwriter.
                He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gif

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                  #id
                  What do you call a half-Iranian, half-Russian fireman?

                  Amir Panickova
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #id
                    What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

                    Doyouthinkeesaurus?

                    Took the grandkids to a dino park today and that just kept going through my mind.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #id
                      Can two languages be use in one sentence, or is it mischung impossible?
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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