So it’s Colombia and Switzerland later, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as it’s also known
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My wife and I visited Thun on Monday. We sat down for lunch by Thunersee, which was very pleasant. She had the local speciality - a Thuner Sandwich.
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When Columbia play England its known as Supply vs Demand!Originally posted by WTFH View PostSo it’s Colombia and Switzerland later, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as it’s also knownFormer IPSE member
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Emergency, which service do you require?
Ambulance, a pedestrian has been run over.
What’s your location?
Eucalyptus Road.
Can you spell that?
hang on, I’ll drag him across to Pine Road and call you back.
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The UK will soon have 11 living prime ministers/former prime ministers that's enough to make a football team.
Unfortunately most of them play on the right wing.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've learned SO much from my mistakes, I'm going to make some MORE.
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