Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

Just been to see my football team playing on a pitch full of stones and gravel We won 3-2 on aggregate..

[WTFH]

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code

[Paddy]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spices delivery.
Cumin?

[vetran]

So Prince Harry was allowed to wear his military uniform at the Queen's funeral after all.

The one without the swastikas, obviously.

[vetran]

After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived, the Aldi manager opened Till 2.

[sadkingbilly]

[WTFH]

Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.

[vetran]

More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.

I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.

[vetran]

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.

[vetran]

Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.