Please put more jokes here

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Tragic news from the Nestle factory today as a worker was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
He tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!!" --his fellow workmates just cheered

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My girlfriends dog just died so I got her an identical one.

Now she's got two dead dogs.

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Sinéad O'Connor has offered to sing the Prince classic at Barry Chuckle's funeral.


Nothing Compares 2 U 2 Me

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I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.

It went in one ear and out the other.

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Funeral costs are so bloody expensive these days. At my mother-in-law's, after paying for the bouncy castle and pony rides, we could barely afford the face-painting.

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I'm a Bit Worried! I attended a funeral today and caught the wreath!

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Today I saw someone waving but I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or someone behind me.

I'm a terrible lifeguard.

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To anyone who has watched the Madeliene Mcann series.


Well done you have now spent more time watching her…
than her parents did.

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What do you call it if the mum dies during childbirth? Eternity leave

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In today's news: 'Ryanair passenger dies of heart attack at 35,000ft in front of his grandchildren.'


He must've had a look at the price list for snacks.