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    There's a hurricane hitting where I live right now which reminds me of that old joke:

    Why is a woman like a hurricane?

    They're not. I get a day off work when a hurricane comes.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      My wife watches Judge Judy religiously.

      She's practicing Judyism.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on the successful touchdown of his space capsule...



        ...his second-most expensive separation in a year.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.
          Genius.
          It's the way you tell 'em.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            I've just completed a course in critical thinking. It was rubbish.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              People say you never see white dog turds in this country any more.

              Nonsense. Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins are always in the news.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Doesn't it make you proud to hear Thomas Bach of Germany, President of the International Olympic Committee, address the world at the Tokyo Olympics?





                In English.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kerry Katona?

                  One's a despot and the other's desperate.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Gok Wan's bisexual brother is doing a book signing and, for every book sold this week, Gok is adding his signature too.


                    It's Bi Wan, Gok Wan free.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      North Korea is testing out a rocket that some believe is going to be launched to the moon. The problem is they can’t find an astronaut who will go to the moon and then willingly return to North Korea.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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