Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

For NAT



The vaccine saved my life says PIERS MORGAN.



FFS, don't give the anti-vaxxers something to work with.

[vetran]

Two men both walk into a bar.

One of them says "Ow" and the other one says "Ow"

[vetran]

for Halo

How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?



Through their erections

[vetran]

Pfizer is NOT trying to kill you with their vaccine.


They want to keep you alive long enough until you need Viagra.
A dead customer does not help their bottom line.

[vetran]

Dusty Hill died in his sleep.


He just zztopped breathing.

[vetran]

My girlfriend filmed herself having her hair bleached and made longer earlier.


I’ve just watched the extended highlights.

[NotAllThere]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come into port they can Scandinavian.

[ladymuck]

I asked my cryptotrader friend if they'd lend me a bitcoin.

"£43,603?" they replied. "£36,521 is a lot of money. What do you need £27,329 for anyway?"

[vetran]

I tried to explain to my wife, You put carrot in carrot cake, Egg in eggnog and cheese in cheesecake.

She said there was no way she would try chicken coq-au-vin.

[vetran]

Why are Team GB's medal-winning cyclists from the north?

Because we in the south can afford cars.