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    Cummings to leave Downing Street, The Yorkshire Ripper dead, Trump lost, a lurgy vaccine on it's way.


    What's all this tulip I hear about 2020 being a dreadful year?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I've just heard that Peter Sutcliffe has had Covid, but his condition is now satisfactory.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        After gagging my wife and handcuffing her to the headboard, I whispered in her ear...


        "Now, stay on your own side of the ******* bed."
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            That made I larf very much

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              That made I larf very much
              Someone sent me it on Fudbook saying, "Saw this and thought of you....."
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Totally NSFW and therefore bannable, but very very funny, so I'll not notice it...
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Totally NSFW and therefore bannable, but very very funny, so I'll not notice it...

                  Rebel!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Totally NSFW and therefore bannable, but very very funny, so I'll not notice it...
                    Depends where you work......
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      I am anti vax and I don’t care what anyone thinks...
                      I am sick and tired of seeing people that are anti vax getting slandered on Facebook


                      We have good reason to feel this way and simply attacking us or bad mouthing us is not going to change our minds. We will not be silenced.


                      I for sure will never have another one again. No chance, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before.


                      They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner... Dyson all the way for me!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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