Please put more jokes here

**vetran** · 18 November 2020, 10:33

I keep falling asleep unexpectedly and when I wake up a body part has fallen off.

I think I have narcoleprosy

**xoggoth** · 18 November 2020, 15:26

If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.

**vetran** · 18 November 2020, 16:09

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.

probably better off with loose ladies

**vetran** · 19 November 2020, 09:47

Compare The Market have been fined £18m by the regulators.

If it's because of those blooming meerkat adverts, it's not enough.

**vetran** · 19 November 2020, 14:16

What do you call a man with a cat on his head?

Claude

**WTFH** · 19 November 2020, 14:20

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug

**ladymuck** · 19 November 2020, 14:32

What do you call a man with a fish on his head?

Pike

**vetran** · 19 November 2020, 15:43

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?

Reg

**vetran** · 19 November 2020, 15:43

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

**vetran** · 19 November 2020, 15:46

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas!

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