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    My book on horology has finally arrived.

    It’s about time!

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      A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says
      "A pint please, and one for the road."

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        Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

        Geri can.

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          Just been offered a new contract.

          The agent won't go into details, but says it's a 4 figure sum per hour.

          I've accepted, on the condition that the 4 figures are small and I'm allowed to bring a calculator.

          It could add up to being a good one.
          {emotionless greeting}

          Three Word Slogan

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Just been offered a new contract.

            The agent won't go into details, but says it's a 4 figure sum per hour.

            I've accepted, on the condition that the 4 figures are small and I'm allowed to bring a calculator.

            It could add up to being a good one.

            £10.00 is £10.00
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Tried to cancel my membership at the local fetish club but it appears I'm tied in
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                My new years resolution is to not use any more aerosol deodorants.



                Roll on 2020
                {emotionless greeting}

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                  Scientists have found a way men and women can be friends without having sex.

                  Its called marriage.

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                    Where does Kylie Minogue buy her supper?

                    Jason's Doner Van
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      Where does Kylie Minogue buy her supper?

                      Jason's Doner Van
                      I am so ashamed to have found that funny

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