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[Grasser73]

My book on horology has finally arrived.

It’s about time!

[Grasser73]

A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says
"A pint please, and one for the road."

[BrilloPad]

Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can.

[WTFH]

Just been offered a new contract.

The agent won't go into details, but says it's a 4 figure sum per hour.

I've accepted, on the condition that the 4 figures are small and I'm allowed to bring a calculator.

It could add up to being a good one.

[vetran]

Just been offered a new contract.

The agent won't go into details, but says it's a 4 figure sum per hour.

I've accepted, on the condition that the 4 figures are small and I'm allowed to bring a calculator.

It could add up to being a good one.

£10.00 is £10.00

[WTFH]

Tried to cancel my membership at the local fetish club but it appears I'm tied in

[WTFH]

My new years resolution is to not use any more aerosol deodorants.



Roll on 2020

[BrilloPad]

Scientists have found a way men and women can be friends without having sex.

Its called marriage.

[LondonManc]

Where does Kylie Minogue buy her supper?

Jason's Doner Van

[ladymuck]

Where does Kylie Minogue buy her supper?

Jason's Doner Van

I am so ashamed to have found that funny