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**BrilloPad** · 10 December 2019, 14:22

Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.

**vetran** · 13 December 2019, 00:25

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.

you come in household appliances??

**ladymuck** · 13 December 2019, 07:43

Originally posted by vetran View Post

you come in household appliances??

**WTFH** · 13 December 2019, 10:30

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today.

It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.

**TestMangler** · 13 December 2019, 10:48

Originally posted by vetran View Post

you come in household appliances??

No, his household appliances normally leave him.

**Grasser73** · 13 December 2019, 15:13

Got my eyes tested today and told the doctor I could see into next year...

He said I had 2020 vision.

**mb31** · 15 December 2019, 22:02

Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.

**Antman** · 17 December 2019, 22:00

Originally posted by mb31 View Post

Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.

You're hilarious, you should get a job at the BBC

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**mb31** · 18 December 2019, 17:16

After taking Viagra, what did the spider do with his massive throbbing erection?

He stuffed it in his flies.

**original PM** · 19 December 2019, 12:25

Originally posted by vetran View Post

you come in household appliances??

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