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    Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.
      you come in household appliances??
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        you come in household appliances??
        Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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          I visited the offices of the RSPCA today.

          It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.
          {emotionless greeting}

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            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            you come in household appliances??
            No, his household appliances normally leave him.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              Got my eyes tested today and told the doctor I could see into next year...

              He said I had 2020 vision.

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                Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

                Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.

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                  Originally posted by mb31 View Post
                  Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

                  Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.
                  You're hilarious, you should get a job at the BBC


                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                    After taking Viagra, what did the spider do with his massive throbbing erection?

                    He stuffed it in his flies.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      you come in household appliances??

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