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    You call them millenials.

    I call them Ancient Egyptians.
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      Me: I need a bank loan please


      Bank Manager: How much?



      Me: Really really badly
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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Today is National Orgasm Day.

        and I bet that some of you have already celebrated on your own, you bunch of selfish

        knock yourself out!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Why do the Japanese never go to see a show?

          Because they have Noh theatres.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            I've accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles.

            My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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              I went in to Waterstones at lunchtime and asked the assistant "Do you have any books on turtles?"

              He replied "hard back?"

              I said "Yes. and little pointy head"
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                I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.



                There’s no plaque.
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                  Now that my friends have finished the Fastnet, here’s an old one for all the polyglots out there:

                  How do you greet a French yachtsman before a race?

                  “To the water, it’s time!”
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                    Help.

                    I'm looking for someone who will do facial reconstruction surgery on a platypus.

                    Let me know if you know someone who would fit the bill.
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                      Do dyslexic Yorkshiremen wear cat flaps??

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