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A Merc Driver picked up a hitchhiker. The hitchhiker was thick(insert name of CUK poster you hate here - probably me).
They got talking and the driver wanted a laugh. So they told the hitchhiker that the Merc Symbol was used to aim at pedestrians.
They tried this out. The driver swerved at the last moment. But the pedestrian went flying.
The driver was inconasolable! "That has never happened before".
The hitchhiker said "I could see you were going to miss. So I opened the passenger door to help you".
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA Merc Driver picked up a hitchhiker. The hitchhiker was thick(insert name of CUK poster you hate here - probably me).
They got talking and the driver wanted a laugh. So they told the hitchhiker that the Merc Symbol was used to aim at pedestrians.
They tried this out. The driver swerved at the last moment. But the pedestrian went flying.
The driver was inconasolable! "That has never happened before".
The hitchhiker said "I could see you were going to miss. So I opened the passenger door to help you".
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDo you want me to edit your post to say “cyclist” rather than pedestrian?
Sorry I could not find the joke online so I had to type it up. I should have spent longer to make it funnier. I could not be bothered......Comment
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Rabbit farts.{emotionless greeting}
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Rupert the Snooker Table.{emotionless greeting}
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She said are you having me on ?
I said I’ll give you an audition but can’t promise anything{emotionless greeting}
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Yesterday was a bit of a strange day for me. First I found a hat filled with money, then I got chased by some bloke with a guitar.{emotionless greeting}
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