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    After the SNP's Westminster leader lost his seat in the election, names have been suggested for his successor.

    The Daily Mail is said to be going with 'Treasonous Jock Bastard'.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Farting

      Jamaican for a long way away
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I would like to announce that I have sex daily.
        Sorry, I mean that I have Dyslexia.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          The scientific term for humans is Homo Sapien, which translates from Latin as Wise Man.
          Pointing out that women dont fit into that definition to feminists translates into a lot of fun.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Unbelievable. Theresa May has spent all day putting together a new cabinet. The UK is in a total mess and she's messing about with furniture.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Unbelievable. Theresa May has spent all day putting together a new cabinet. The UK is in a total mess and she's messing about with furniture.
              Will it be strong and stable with only 3 legs?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Will it be strong and stable with only 3 legs?
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?








                  WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
                    I might go if I've got nothing on.
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      My Son came up to me today after watching some TV and asked me, "Dad, whats 'Love, Juice?'" I started to go into detail on having sex and the juices what people make, then i asked him, "Son what were you watching?" he replied, "Wimbledon"....
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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