Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Just had a good night out down the pub so I jumped in a taxi and said "take me to where I can get my cock sucked for a tenner mate"

Bit gutted when he took me to our house

[vetran]

So Diane Abbot has Type 2 diabetes and can't count.

Well that explains why Theresa May , who has Type 1 diabetes , got 318 seats in Parliament when she was probably counting on 100 more.

[vetran]

I just haven't been feeling myself lately.

I've got a new girlfriend.

[vetran]

I hate when movie franchises have so many sequels, they end up nothing like the original.

Take The Xmen, for example..

Feck all like The Omen.

[vetran]

Theresa Dismay.

[vetran]

If I had a £1 for every duplicate Diane Abbott diabetes joke on Suckipedia today, I'd be able to fund an entire Police Force.

Yes £84.33p

[TheFaQQer]

Theresa Dismay.

From now on, all policies will by MayDUP

[vetran]

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.

"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."

A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.

"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

[BrilloPad]

If a man says he will do something, he will do it.

There is no need to remind him every 6 months.

[vetran]

men wish

I went into a shop the other day and bought some of those new super-sensitive condoms.

They're brilliant! They hang around after you **** off and talk to the bird about "relationships"...