Just had a good night out down the pub so I jumped in a taxi and said "take me to where I can get my cock sucked for a tenner mate"
Bit gutted when he took me to our house
Bit gutted when he took me to our house
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So Diane Abbot has Type 2 diabetes and can't count.
Well that explains why Theresa May , who has Type 1 diabetes , got 318 seats in Parliament when she was probably counting on 100 more.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just haven't been feeling myself lately.
I've got a new girlfriend.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hate when movie franchises have so many sequels, they end up nothing like the original.
Take The Xmen, for example..
Feck all like The Omen.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Theresa Dismay.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If I had a £1 for every duplicate Diane Abbott diabetes joke on Suckipedia today, I'd be able to fund an entire Police Force.
Yes £84.33pAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.
"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."
A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.
"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If a man says he will do something, he will do it.
There is no need to remind him every 6 months.Comment
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men wish
I went into a shop the other day and bought some of those new super-sensitive condoms.
They're brilliant! They hang around after you **** off and talk to the bird about "relationships"...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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