Please put more jokes here

[teapot418]

There's an echo in here.

That's not the small dick, that's the huge ****!

[vetran]

There's an echo in here.

feel free to post a few jokes if you know any.

[shaunbhoy]

Dog owners, show how proud you are of your pet's tulip by putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree for others to admire.

[shaunbhoy]

I take everything the nurse tells me about my high blood pressure with a pinch of salt.

[shaunbhoy]

FOR A great way to make your own Rice Crispies, simply cover Coco-Pops in milk, leave to stand, drain, add fresh milk, and serve

[shaunbhoy]

I keep my protein powder separate from my fabric softener, but it's whey outside my Comfort zone.

[WTFH]

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!




Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

[WTFH]

I booked a table last week for Valentines. The Wife (tm) wasn't happy.






She's useless at snooker.

[WTFH]

Pray for my mother-in-law.


She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face.


Luckily she wasn't stung - I was too quick with the spade

[WTFH]

The Wife (tm) wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday, so I got her sister pregnant.


We're on next Wednesday.