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Originally posted by RonBW View PostThere's an echo in here."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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Dog owners, show how proud you are of your pet's tulip by putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree for others to admire.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I take everything the nurse tells me about my high blood pressure with a pinch of salt.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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FOR A great way to make your own Rice Crispies, simply cover Coco-Pops in milk, leave to stand, drain, add fresh milk, and serve“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I keep my protein powder separate from my fabric softener, but it's whey outside my Comfort zone.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.{emotionless greeting}
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I booked a table last week for Valentines. The Wife (tm) wasn't happy.
She's useless at snooker.{emotionless greeting}
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Pray for my mother-in-law.
She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung - I was too quick with the spade{emotionless greeting}
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The Wife (tm) wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday, so I got her sister pregnant.
We're on next Wednesday.{emotionless greeting}
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