Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

It's ironic that the people who go on about fat acceptance demand you don't call them fat.

[vetran]

one for d000hg.

I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"

[vetran]

When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia that was music to my arse

[LondonManc]

I've just had my mood ring stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[BrilloPad]

There was a program on last night about the clitoris.

Sadly I could not find it.

[LondonManc]

I went into the library and asked to borrow a book on suicide techniques.
The librarian said, "no chance, you won't bring it back!"

[shaunbhoy]

I drew my lightning bolt too small on my face and now all the bullies in this David Bowie club are calling me Harry Potter.

[shaunbhoy]

Just popping out to LIDL, or 50-1-500-50 as the Romans called it.

[teapot418]

How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong Time.

[RonBW]

I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises...

The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."

I said, "Yes, that's the one."

I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"

There's an echo in here.