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    9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys
    Until I realised it always gave an answer 9 I was really worried for a moment, wondering how arithmetic could gauge my preferences so accurately.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      Slept like a log last night.

      I was so drunk I woke up in the fireplace this morning.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        one for the bremainers & Indyrefusers

        What do you you call someone who riots at the outcome of a democratic process?

        A Democrat.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          One for MF

          I've just had a medical. The nurse told me that I'm the right height & weight for somebody carrying a piano
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            In the past, U.S.A. has had for president.....
            Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Plan B?

              Just decided i am going to open my own buisness
              It will specialise in women to men sex changes
              It will be called
              Gash Converters
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Back in 2008 a lot of racists claimed that electing a black President would be the start of a slippery slope for America.

                And it turns out they were right.

                Fast forward eight years, and they've got a ******* Oompaloompa.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  For RR

                  If I buy my wife a big diamond ring she will let me insert vegetables in her anus

                  I know what your thinking!

                  How many carats?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    using this one!

                    My wife asked for something silky for her birthday tomorrow......










                    Picked up 5 litres of emulsion for her.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count.

                      I told him I had no idea the little buggers were that smart.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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