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    9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys
    Until I realised it always gave an answer 9 I was really worried for a moment, wondering how arithmetic could gauge my preferences so accurately.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      Slept like a log last night.

      I was so drunk I woke up in the fireplace this morning.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        one for the bremainers & Indyrefusers

        What do you you call someone who riots at the outcome of a democratic process?

        A Democrat.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          One for MF

          I've just had a medical. The nurse told me that I'm the right height & weight for somebody carrying a piano
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            In the past, U.S.A. has had for president.....
            Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Plan B?

              Just decided i am going to open my own buisness
              It will specialise in women to men sex changes
              It will be called
              Gash Converters
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Back in 2008 a lot of racists claimed that electing a black President would be the start of a slippery slope for America.

                And it turns out they were right.

                Fast forward eight years, and they've got a ******* Oompaloompa.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  For RR

                  If I buy my wife a big diamond ring she will let me insert vegetables in her anus

                  I know what your thinking!

                  How many carats?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    using this one!

                    My wife asked for something silky for her birthday tomorrow......










                    Picked up 5 litres of emulsion for her.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count.

                      I told him I had no idea the little buggers were that smart.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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